Joyce

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Hey, what was the name of whoever it was that did Order of the Phoenix I mean Goblet of Fire :B in 10 minutes or less? It's driving me crazy. Also, does anyone happen to have it? I remember it was The _______ Players. AAARGH.

"I'm Cedric Diggory and I live in the sky!"

For some reason all that comes to mind is SQ3RM, which I'm fairly sure is a method of taking notes, not the name of an HP parody group.
Joyce

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So I just Googled the phrase "I don't want to think about college anymore" and nothing came up. I don't believe no one has said that but I just have to make sure.

I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT COLLEGE ANYMORE. STOP, BRAIN. STOPPIT.
Joyce

don't know what a slide rule is for

Except for the Book Room, today was kind of dumb. KA-SIGH. I can't find the Grease CD Steph lent me (sorry Steph) so I can't copy it so I suck.

But I vacuumed my room today, which is no small achievement because I had to get all my stuff off the floor to do it. YAY SELF. Also tore down many random things off walls. Kind of a soul-cleansing day. Or something
Joyce

SUP LIFE!

So I left school in the middle of second period on Monday because my sister-in-law went into labor =O WHOAMG

CUT TO THE CHASE:

BOY!
Cutest baby ever
Big blue eyes (but I guess babies usually have blue eyes and then they change or something)
Lots of dark hair
Doesn't have a name yet
OH MY GOD

ALSO:
Watched about two hours worth of M*A*S*H reruns in the waiting room, and it was GREAT. We were there about twelve hours total. MORE LATER GUYZ. IM GUNNA PASS OUT OR SUMTHING.
Joyce

you don't deserve. to wear. that. uniform.

OMFG IF ANYONE HASN'T SEEN THIS YET THEN GO GO GO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo

OHMYGOD...

I can't believe about the freebyaping play. Well, yeah. I can. I think we may have bonded over it, though. For some reason I just started feeling really good about this play. It's because of that or because I ran around taking pictures of le cast for most of rehearsal today.

Yayzorz.

Well, anyway what happened is our theater's not gonna be done ever in time for our show, so we either do it in like four weeks or wait until May. So, yeah. Anyway.

I AM LOCUTUS OF BORG
LOCK PHASERS ON THAT VESSEL
I AM LOCUTUS OF BORG
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
Joyce

Friggin' A! (OH YES YOU KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM NOW, HUH?)

Rawr, hello. Am Miss Lynch.

So half of me says "YAY THIS PLAY IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN!" and is really happy for self and Steph (YAY). Half of me says "FUCK THIS! I don't even get to be in the fucking dances! FUCKERS," and is a little disappointed. And half of me says "Thank you GOD I don't have to learn all that shit, I really didn't want to fail school."

Another half of me is pretending not to care so that she can sleep (although she really actually does care A LOT).

So, there's two of me now... I'm not sure what I'm going to do with her. She won't do my French homework.

In summary, Grease is going to be HELLA TIGHT, YO.

(HOPE STEPH IS HAVING FUN @ RIFFTRAX.)
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Joyce

buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight?

Well, I think this is the most complicated casting of a show I've ever heard of or been involved with. And that's all I'm going to say, goldarnit.

My mother woke up with the flu this morning. Ew. I wonder if me talking incessantly about drama weakened her immune system or something.

Must create mousetrap powered car before Wednesday. Also ew.

On the bright side, I just finished reading Steph's NaNo, which was AWESOME and I think that was Bonnie in it as the reporter, and Bonnie should also send me hers.

Suddenly I have nothing else to say. Darnit.
Joyce

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Today was really tiring. I got out of bed really early because my mom was yelling at me. I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so stoned. I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs. I really don't think that egg nog I had yesterday was safe to drink, but, you know, whatever.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).

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Joyce

let him roar again

Your New Year's Resolutions

1) Get a pet rat

2) Eat more gummy bears

3) Travel to Spain

4) Study taxidermy

5) Get in shape with surfing


1) I once desperately wanted a pet rat. Fortunately that desire has gone.

2) Gummy bears are not my favorite. You can have mine if I can have your chocolate.

3) Nina and I have a plan: we travel to France, where I speak French to them, we travel to Spain, where she speaks Spanish to them, and finally, we travel to Portugal and/or Brazil where no one says anything because I know the wrong half of French and she knows the wrong half of Spanish that is in Portuguese.

4) I hope never to do this.

5) That would be all right with me, as long as the sharks don't eat me.


Yay, New Year's. Way different than in past years... I dunno. Y'know. I had fun, though. After I got home I talked to Brad on the phone for about an hour, which was, ah, pretty much fantastic.

Have not done ANYTHING today.

Yes.
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Joyce

no sugar to stand beside me/no sugar to run with me

The best part of that song is the part just after that line but it's all "mmm"s and "da"s and "duh"s and that kind of thing, so it's kind of hard to, y'know, type.



IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE
AH HUH AH HUH
AND I JUST BAKED COOKIES
AH HUH AH HUH
DANNY MADE A PIE
AH HUH AH HUH
AND I HOPE NOBODY DIES
AH HUH AH HUH...


the end.
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