I do declare, there were times

Hey, what was the name of whoever it was that did Order of the Phoenix I mean Goblet of Fire :B in 10 minutes or less? It's driving me crazy. Also, does anyone happen to have it? I remember it was The _______ Players. AAARGH.

"I'm Cedric Diggory and I live in the sky!"

For some reason all that comes to mind is SQ3RM, which I'm fairly sure is a method of taking notes, not the name of an HP parody group.

So I just Googled the phrase "I don't want to think about college anymore" and nothing came up. I don't believe no one has said that but I just have to make sure.

I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT COLLEGE ANYMORE. STOP, BRAIN. STOPPIT.

Except for the Book Room, today was kind of dumb. KA-SIGH. I can't find the Grease CD Steph lent me (sorry Steph) so I can't copy it so I suck.

But I vacuumed my room today, which is no small achievement because I had to get all my stuff off the floor to do it. YAY SELF. Also tore down many random things off walls. Kind of a soul-cleansing day. Or something

So I left school in the middle of second period on Monday because my sister-in-law went into labor =O WHOAMG

CUT TO THE CHASE:
BOY!
Cutest baby ever
Big blue eyes (but I guess babies usually have blue eyes and then they change or something)
Lots of dark hair
Doesn't have a name yet
OH MY GOD

ALSO:
Watched about two hours worth of M*A*S*H reruns in the waiting room, and it was GREAT. We were there about twelve hours total. MORE LATER GUYZ. IM GUNNA PASS OUT OR SUMTHING.

OMFG IF ANYONE HASN'T SEEN THIS YET THEN GO GO GO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo

OHMYGOD...

I can't believe about the freebyaping play. Well, yeah. I can. I think we may have bonded over it, though. For some reason I just started feeling really good about this play. It's because of that or because I ran around taking pictures of le cast for most of rehearsal today.

Yayzorz.

Well, anyway what happened is our theater's not gonna be done ever in time for our show, so we either do it in like four weeks or wait until May. So, yeah. Anyway.

I AM LOCUTUS OF BORG
LOCK PHASERS ON THAT VESSEL
I AM LOCUTUS OF BORG
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

Rawr, hello. Am Miss Lynch.

So half of me says "YAY THIS PLAY IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN!" and is really happy for self and Steph (YAY). Half of me says "FUCK THIS! I don't even get to be in the fucking dances! FUCKERS," and is a little disappointed. And half of me says "Thank you GOD I don't have to learn all that shit, I really didn't want to fail school."

Another half of me is pretending not to care so that she can sleep (although she really actually does care A LOT).

So, there's two of me now... I'm not sure what I'm going to do with her. She won't do my French homework.

In summary, Grease is going to be HELLA TIGHT, YO.

(HOPE STEPH IS HAVING FUN @ RIFFTRAX.)

Well, I think this is the most complicated casting of a show I've ever heard of or been involved with. And that's all I'm going to say, goldarnit.

My mother woke up with the flu this morning. Ew. I wonder if me talking incessantly about drama weakened her immune system or something.

Must create mousetrap powered car before Wednesday. Also ew.

On the bright side, I just finished reading Steph's NaNo, which was AWESOME and I think that was Bonnie in it as the reporter, and Bonnie should also send me hers.

Suddenly I have nothing else to say. Darnit.

Today was really tiring. I got out of bed really early because my mom was yelling at me. I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so stoned. I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs. I really don't think that egg nog I had yesterday was safe to drink, but, you know, whatever.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).

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Your New Year's Resolutions

1) Get a pet rat 2) Eat more gummy bears 3) Travel to Spain 4) Study taxidermy 5) Get in shape with surfing

1) I once desperately wanted a pet rat. Fortunately that desire has gone.

2) Gummy bears are not my favorite. You can have mine if I can have your chocolate.

3) Nina and I have a plan: we travel to France, where I speak French to them, we travel to Spain, where she speaks Spanish to them, and finally, we travel to Portugal and/or Brazil where no one says anything because I know the wrong half of French and she knows the wrong half of Spanish that is in Portuguese.

4) I hope never to do this.

5) That would be all right with me, as long as the sharks don't eat me.


Yay, New Year's. Way different than in past years... I dunno. Y'know. I had fun, though. After I got home I talked to Brad on the phone for about an hour, which was, ah, pretty much fantastic.

Have not done ANYTHING today.

Yes.

The best part of that song is the part just after that line but it's all "mmm"s and "da"s and "duh"s and that kind of thing, so it's kind of hard to, y'know, type.



IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE
AH HUH AH HUH
AND I JUST BAKED COOKIES
AH HUH AH HUH
DANNY MADE A PIE
AH HUH AH HUH
AND I HOPE NOBODY DIES
AH HUH AH HUH...


the end.

I had this very weird dream... we were in this building that looked nothing like the Playhouse but was the Playhouse in that way that dream-places are other places. By "we" I mean the cast, although I think there were a bunch of people there who weren't actually in the cast. We were upstairs in the dressing rooms, except they were big and bright and drafty, and if the audience were to look up they would see you naked. Then suddenly Brad was up there and everyone was like "Who are you and why are you here" and I threw a jacket at him because I thought it was his, but he was already wearing his, and I couldn't figure out why he was there either. Then I walked outside and it was all sunny and I asked somebody (it was either Steph or Colleen Fitzgerald) for a ride home, and they said yes.

Hm.

I'm in love with this Little Miss Sunshine userpic, btw.

Yesterday I had to go to my great aunt's 85th birthday lunch... thing... I felt so bad because I SO didn't want to go but it's the kind of thing where you really really REALLY have to. It's not like you can just count on coming to the next one... It surprised me so much how old she was. My parents and I walked up and she said "Hi Caren, hi Molly... hi John." John is my grandpa's name. She hadn't seen my dad in a long time but... y'know... it's just kinda... yeah. She hardly talked at all the whole time... she looked like she was enjoying herself, though. A few of her old-person friends came too... it's so strange how much difference there is between one oldness and another. One woman, Blanche, looked like she was about the same age but she was so much... sharper, I guess. So yes.

Excuse me, Jesus Christ, but I'm going to more or less ignore Christmas in this post.

( Last night my family had this great big wonderful crab dinner, and I brought Brad. )

Augh, exhausted after typing all that. I'm sure it's way longer than it needs to be but, well, yes. It is. Anyway, I have mas to say but I'll save it for later... yep.

Oh, also have sinus infection. Also also have weird nasal saline rinse thing. Weird. Very weird person must have thought of that.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Her Eminence the Very Viscountess Molly the Loquacious of Featherstonehaugh St Fanshaw Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Oh, yes.

Merry Christmas, all.

Die, finals, die.

Definitely not looking forward to seeing what I got on my physics final. It doesn't seem like studying helps, it's like my brain just doesn't function in a way that... does physics.

Still retaining optimistic feeling I woke up with this morning. Cheered by thought of break and by listening to excessive amounts of Paul Simon at about 7:00 this morning. Disliking using personal pronoun (is that what it would be called? I'm not sure. I know there's something called a personal pronoun). Concerned with not knowing what to obtain for certain people for Christmas. For Chloe it needs to be something that will survive a trip "par avion" to Australia. Am considering making a cake for Brad. I straight up have no idea what to get YOU, Steph, although it's not for lack of thinking about it.... Hrmdyhrmhrm...

Considering studying for Gov, but I'm not sure how to even start doing that or whether it's really necessary, so I think I... won't.

Also I love this icon.

OD'd on "Horatio Hornblower" userpics plus tea and honey. Man, I feel like shit.

But I love this "lollerscope" icon plus Archie's face. And I love you. So it's okay.

Wheee.

Concerned about how long it takes to get a package to Australia. Must get on that.

( my xmas stocking )

YEAH MIDSUMMER'S IS OVER! Walked straight into a cast hug as I was coming out of Photography today. So nice. Love cast. Love friends. Love self.

I fucking hate Physics. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT.

AUUUUUUUUGH, Physics! Can't you just leave me alone?????

Definitely thinking something like, um not doing NaNo. This month. No. No. No. Um, hi, fat amounts of lines to memorize. Rehearsal rescheduled for tomorrow, which means I got to go home today and now have more time to be off book, but I have to go tomorrow and Thursday -_-... Anyway, I suck for not doing NaNo. Tada.

I swear I had something to say but it's just left me...

Idea snagged from nitesh_update who snagged it from jd3000 (although it will probably be funner for them because I'm betting both of them have more than like two friends who actually post...):

NaNoWrimo. Yeah. Buh... so Steph explained it all nicely and she'll read this so I may as well quote her and not hack it up by paraprhasing...

"Most of you know that I'm going to be NaNoWriMoing come this November. Well, this is your chance to help me out! Leave me with a line of dialogue, a dare, an object, a name, a trait, or whatever to include. I'll try to use it if I can, and, of course, I will credit you if I do. :D"

So yeah :D

Hoping I'll be a little more eloquent come November... bumbumBUM...

I would do a cut but I can't remember how and I do not have the patience it takes to learn again.

I've had this weird feeling of actually having some kind of perspective today. I kept thinking how interesting it is how we all change. It's funny. I guess I've known a lot of the people I know now for so long that I can sort of see how they've changed... not like "MAN YOU WERE SO WEIRD WHEN I FIRST MET YOU" kind of changed... I can see how they've grown up, a little bit. Meaning that I can see it a little bit, not that they've grown up a little bit. They've grown up a lot, and I've only just noticed. And I thought about how since we're all changing all the time you have to keep getting to know people all through the time that you know them. I guess it keeps you on your toes.

Perspective, heh. I guess it's a lot easier to feel like you have some when you aren't actually in the middle of whatever is happening.